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Taylor Swift is reportedly “haunted” by her relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal. Acccording to UsWeekly, Taylor believes that the relationship “totally screwed with her mind”, and now, she doesn’t know how to meet any other new guy. Even so, Taylor plans to use her experience breaking up with Jake as inspiration for her next album. Good Lord, she and Jake only dated for three months! How did the relationship affect her ability to date new guys?!

According to Star, Angelina Jolie is headed to rehab for her being underweight and risking the health of her alleged baby. A source told the magazine that Angelina barely eats, and only gets four to five hours of sleep a night, adding that she would also get terribly depressed “up to the point where she is inconsolable”. What?! Angelina’s pregnant? I believe the underweight story, but her having another biological child? Um, okay.

Word on the street is that Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are calling it quits. A source told Star Magazine that the couple’s divorce is “inevitable” because Gwen does not trust Gavin anymore — she apparently hates how he has not been honest with her about his past, and fears that he is hiding other secrets. No, please don’t let this be true! They’ve always seemed pretty cute and solid together! They can’t throw away their ten-year marriage!

If the words of The Sun are to believed, Liam Neeson is considering a conversion to Islam. A source told the paper that while Liam was filming in Turkey, Islamic prayer “got into his spirt” and he fell in love with the religion. Well, I respect whatever the man chooses to believe in. The world would be no worse if Liam was a Muslim! Islam does not equal with terrorists, just like Christianity doesn’t equal only with crusades and inquisition! Just saying.

Rumor has it that Beyonce and Jay-Z want Oprah to be Blue Ivy Carter’s godmother. The couple made the decision to do so because they’ve grown close to the talk show icon over the years. I don’t know how true this Oprah-as-their-daughter’s-godmother story is, but wouldn’t it be awesome if they named Kayne West as their daughter’s godfather as well?! Man, Blue Ivy would be a powerful kid with Oprah and Kanye as godparents, ha!

It’s official — Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks are an item! Jason was talking about life after he was almost paralyzed due to a dance routine, when he revealed that he and Jordin “are together”, adding that even though Jordin lives in Phoenix, she would go to Miami to take care of him and bring him breakfast in bed. Jason then went on to say some stuff about how Jordin is “a wonderfu person”. Well, they seem cute together, so yeah, congrats!