Dec
15
2009

Michael Spent Some Slammer Time

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This time, I sincerely mean it when I say God loves me. Like really, REALLY loves me. Earlier today, Michael Lohan was thrown into a jail cell — he violated a restraining order by calling his ex-fiancee, Erin Muller. Unfortunately, Michael was released a few hours later. But my point is, HE WAS IN JAIL. The feeling of knowing that he was in jail is almost like how I feel on Christmas morning. If only the jail warden had the brains to lose all the keys. That would’ve made my day, ha!

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Dec
15
2009

Honest to God, GQ Germany is like the new Victoria’s Secret catalogue. The magazine features pretty much nothing but behind the scenes photos of the Angels from this year’s runway show. And of course, it also features Miranda Kerr topless on the cover with a bow on her booty. Now, if that isn’t the best Christmas present for most of you guys, I really don’t know what is. That being said, hope you enjoy staring at these photos!

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Dec
15
2009
Christmas isn’t until next week, but since a friend of mine, James Ellis, is Beverly Center’s new Hunky Santa, I figured I SHOULD share the Christmas love with everyone. Plus, considering the fact that he did ask me to help promote his work, what kind of friend would I be if I didn’t do just that? To see James and his abs, head over to the Beverly Center’s Center Court on Level 6 every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Have fun while I find myself an excuse to fly to LA so I can see him!

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Christmas isn’t until next week, but since a friend of mine, James Ellis, is Beverly Center’s new Hunky Santa, I figured I SHOULD share the Christmas love with everyone. Plus, considering the fact that he did ask me to help promote his work, what kind of friend would I be if I didn’t do just that? To see James and his abs, head over to the Beverly Center’s Center Court on Level 6 every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Have fun while I find myself an excuse to fly to LA so I can see him!

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Dec
15
2009

They're Totally Over

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According to Hollywood Life, Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez are no longer together. Just this weekend, A-Rod was seen flirting around in Miami, while Kate spent her time in NYC with her son. Personally, it’s not like I blame Adam. I mean, baseball season’s over and the Yankees ended up winning the World Series, so I guess Adam doesn’t need anyone to keep him domesticated and focused anymore. Don’t worry, Kate! He’ll be back when baseball season starts again.

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Dec
15
2009
I knew we were in for a long evening when you left your pants around your ankles.
Ryan from Rhino Droppings

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Dec
15
2009

The Law Hates Courtney

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This is depressing. A dumbass judge handed over guardianship of Frances Bean Cobain to Kurt Cobain’s mother and sister. In other words, Courtney Love is no longer in control of Frances. The court made the decision after monitoring Courtney’s crazy ways. I get that Courtney isn’t fit to be a mother, but seriously, she’s trying her best. Just when I thought I was going to have a great day, this just had to happen. Boooo.

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Dec
15
2009

Leo's Hooking Up With Bar

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Rumor has it that Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli are back together, woot! Some source said that these two grown close again after Bar’s effort to fix up their relationship. When Leo broke up with her, it seemed that Bar became really upset and hasn’t stopped calling him. Interesting. I guess that also explains why both of them were in the Bahamas together last month. Now, let’s all hope that Bar has plans of getting Leo to make babies with her!

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Dec
15
2009

Meet Mindy Jones, my new favorite person. At first, she got arrested by Oklahoma police for drinking and driving. The cops then took her to a local hospital for a blood test. As soon as the nurse turned her back, Mindy escaped and stole an ambulance outside the hospital — she was supposedly looking for an ex-boyfriend. Fifty miles later, poor girl got arrested again. Damn, isn’t she just awesome? I mean, TWICE, in one night? Amazing!

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Dec
15
2009

Kourtney's Finally A Mama

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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick finally welcomed their first child earlier today — Mason Dash Disick arrived at an LA area hospital, weighing at 7 pounds, 6 ounces and measuring 19.5 inches. FINALLY, we all won’t have to hear creepy details about her pregnancy. Then again, now that Mason’s here, she’s going to blab about motherhood all day long. Whatever. Thank goodness I can never get enough of my Kardashians!

posted 6 hours ago

Dec
15
2009

Sienna Perfects My Plan

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According to The Sun, Sienna Miller and Jude Law will be moving back together in London next year, woot! Apparently, things between them are pretty serious, especially since they’ve been meeting up at the Algonquin Hotel in New York during rehearsal breaks for their Broadway shows. What’s hilarious is that some source told the paper that Sienna was the one who had to convince Jude to make this work. Really? As in Sienna the home wrecker? Hmmm.

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Dec
15
2009

Get Me A Job At The Post

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It’s official! I HAVE to get a job at The New York Post because they gave Ashley Dupre her own advice column. Like, whatthefuck? Yes, I know. But who cares? I mean, imagine interning for the girl who brought down Eliot Spitzer! Plus, knowing that Ashley’s wearing glasses and all, it kinda makes her look smart, right? Back to the subject, if you want to understand Ashley’s escorting ways, click here to check out her column.

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Dec
15
2009

They're Not Getting Married Yet

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Rumor has it that Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are engaged — OK! Magazine claims that Miranda’s brother told them Orlando proposed to her blah, blah, blah. Just so you know, they are NOT engaged. Orlando’s rep told People Magazine that the rumor’s just made of lies. Some source even said that although the couple are thinking about marriage, they’re not ready yet. Lesson of the day: NEVER TRUST THE WORDS OF OK!. I have, and for some reason, I never end up a happy girl.

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Dec
15
2009

Dina Needs To Feed Her Family

Dina Lohan has completely lost it. This time, she’s got a website where she’s selling the family’s second-hand goods to the highest bidder. I get that Dina wants to put some food on her family’s table, but seriously, the shit she’s got on the site is EXPENSIVE. I mean, why would I get a pair of Dolce & Gabbana stilletos for $195 when I can get the exact same pair for $50 from their retailers? But yes, if you’re rich, please support the family. I’m doing my part by promoting their business.

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Dec
15
2009

Joey's A New Dad Again

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Joey McIntrye must be a happy kid on the block because he is now a proud daddy for the second time. People Magazine says that Barrett McIntyre delivered Rhys Edward McIntyre on Sunday, at 9pm in Los Angeles — he weighed in at 7lbs, 10oz. Just so you know, Joey isn’t going to stop expanding his family. Barrett supposedly told him that she plans to keep on going until they have a girl together. Awweee!

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Dec
15
2009

Here’s Hugh Jackman running and doing what I assume is yoga in St Barts. Speaking of Hugh, both him and Daniel Craig have been receiving wide praise for their performances in A Steady Rain. They also helped bring in a record $1.5 million for Broadway Cares which earned them the title as, “The Gypsy of the Year”. Technically, I’m not that surprised since I heard that one performance alone brought in $64,850! Good on them!

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